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@rotatingskull [buttons labelled Google Is Socially Progressive and Google Helps Spy On Private Citizens, followed by guy sweating which button to press]

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you got something to say? why don't you say it into the microphone? I got a backup mic right here. Test one two test one two. Yeah, they workin, and guess what? They don't like no feedback.

okay so picture this.
you and your partner get to the cinema. you seat yourself, you have the popcorn. the ads play, and finally, its the logos before the movie.
the lights go fully dark, and the movie starts playing.

"In this video, I will be explaining exactly what I do to collect Watch for Rolling Rocks in zero point five A presses. But first, we need to clear something up."
I hate unrealistic video games like harvest moon where you get to talk to girls and marry them

The book that is mandatory reading at every data collection and aggregation company

Good lord, you wrote "indoors". That's phenomenal. Are we recording this?

i wish i was born sexually desirable of either major sex

Software only becomes 'enterprise grade' if, when its behavior is described to an outsider flatly and precisely, the outsider assumes the description is some kind of elaborate joke.

oh, good.

I always suspected the Ohio Valley was secretly hell...

how many people got arrested at the archives after watching national treasure and trying to look at the back of the declaration of independence

All specs pass now (because I commented them all out)

pretty sure i had a danmaku dream

Build a blanket fort. Seriously. Oh, and do not bring your phone into it.

TGH gonna have a resort moment, I can feel it